November 2026
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
People know that you know you’re being watched, Aries.
Channeled Song: "Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell
Interpretation: You’re being seen as a person of interest.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Be happy you have a home, dear Taurus.
Channeled Song: “Happy” by Pharrell Williams
Interpretation: The housing crisis is real.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
People can tell you’ve been to prison in the past, dear Gemini.
Channeled Song: “Criminal” by Fiona Apple
Interpretation: You can take the criminal out of prison but not the prison out of the criminal.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
People think you’re smart, dear Cancer.
Channeled Song: “True” by Spandau Ballet
Interpretation: Starting your own garden is beginning to pay off.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You’re becoming known for your hair, dear Leo.
Channeled Song: “I Am Not My Hair” by India.Arie
Interpretation: Is that something you want?
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
People can tell you’re upset about being spied on, Virgo.
Channeled Song: “Every Breath You Take” by The Police
Interpretation: Big Brother is watching.
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
People want you to start going out more often, Libra.
Channeled Song: “I Miss You” by Klymaxx.
Interpretation: You’ve always been the life of the party.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Are you comfortable with being seen as an angel, Scorpio?
Channeled Song: “Angel” by Angela Winbush
Interpretation: You and I both know the truth.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You’re being seen as a pillar of your community, Sagittarius.
Channeled Song: “Popular” by Ariana Grande
Interpretation: You’re being seen as a local celebrity.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Don’t be upset if you’ve been exposed as being a spy, Capricorn.
Channeled Song: “You’re No Good” by Linda Ronstadt
Interpretation: Being covert has never been your forte.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You’re being seen as determined, Aquarius.
Channeled Song: “Try Again” by Aaliyah
Interpretation: If at first you don’t succeed…
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Don’t be upset if you’re being seen as part of a coven, Pisces.
Channeled Song: “Black Magic Woman” by Santana
Interpretation: People who gossip are basically casting spells.