October 2026

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

People are talking about how you’ve glowed up, Aries.

Channeled Song: "Golden” by Jill Scott

Interpretation: You appear to be living a golden life.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

People believe you’re being seen as a rising star, Taurus.

Channeled Song: “Shining Star” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: Buy a Sharpie if you plan on giving autographs.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)

People think that you're talking about breaking things off, Gemini.

Channeled Song: “Rumors” by Timex Social Club

Interpretation: The person who started that rumor is someone that wants to be with you.

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)

Protect your home by installing a security system, Cancer.

Channeled Song: “Safe and Sound” by Capital Cities

Interpretation: The worse the economy, the worse the crime.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

You’re being seen as marriage material, dear Leo.

Channeled Song: “I Want Her” by Keith Sweat

Interpretation: Don’t be surprised by the amount of numbers you receive this month.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

You’re being seen as having ulterior motives this month, Virgo.

Channeled Song: “Misled” by Kool & The Gang

Interpretation: People have been misled by your deceptive tactics.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

People think you believe in the paranormal, dear Libra.

Channeled Song: “True” by Spandau Ballet

Interpretation: That’s probably because you do.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Stop worrying about nothing, dear Scorpio.

Channeled Song: “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright” by Naughty By Nature

Interpretation: Everything’s gonna be alright.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

You’ll be seen as a team player this month, Sagittarius.

Channeled Song: “Help!” by The Beatles

Interpretation: Your help will be seen as invaluable.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

You’ll be seen as a person of interest this month, Capricorn.

Channeled Song: “Men In Black” by Will Smith

Interpretation: Don’t be surprised if someone from a three-letter agency stops by.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

You’re being seen as having a dark sense of humor, Aquarius.

Channeled Song: “Send In The Clowns” by Frank Sinatra

Interpretation: Don’t quit your day job.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

People know that you’re a spy, dear Pisces.

Channeled Song: “Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers

Interpretation: How much do FBI informants make these days?