September 2026

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

You’re going to be able to get even with your enemies this month, Aries.

Channeled Song: "The Payback” by James Brown

Interpretation: Revenge can be sweet.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

You are being seen as protected, dear Taurus.

Channeled Song: “Overprotected” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: You just might have an angel watching over you.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)

People think you’ve stopped talking to them, Gemini.

Channeled Song: “Think” by Aretha Franklin

Interpretation: Think about responding to a few of your text messages.

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)

People are looking forward to attending your wedding, Cancer.

Channeled Song: “My Gift To You” by Alexander O’Neal

Interpretation: Please consider adding some affordable gifts to your registry.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

Stop spending so much time in bed, dear Leo.

Channeled Song: “The Lazy Song” by Bruno Mars

Interpretation: You don’t want to be seen as lazy.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

You are being viewed under a microscope, dear Virgo.

Channeled Song: “Criminal” by Fiona Apple

Interpretation: Your past may be catching up with you.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

Don’t be afraid to hype yourself up this month, Libra.

Channeled Song: “Let’s Hear It for the Boy” by Deniece Williams 

Interpretation: You deserve a little praise.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Stop ordering so much takeout, dear Scorpio.

Channeled Song: “Money, Money, Money” by ABBA

Interpretation: All of those orders are adding up.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

You’ll be seen as an introvert this month, Sagittarius.

Channeled Song: “Alone” by Heart

Interpretation: Don’t be afraid to take some time to yourself.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

People are wondering if they can still believe in you, Capricorn.

Channeled Song: “Believe” by Cher

Interpretation: The things you have told them are not adding up.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

You’re being seen as a person who knows when to say when.

Channeled Song: “She Knows” by J. Cole featuring Amber Coffman & Cults

Interpretation: People know that you know you took some things a little too far.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

You’re being seen as being related to a celebrity, dear Pisces.

Channeled Song: “Popular” by Ariana Grande

Interpretation: Know that they’re trying to get close to them and not you.