August 2026

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Don’t be frustrated if you’re put on display, dear Aries.

Channeled Song: "Spotlight” by Jennifer Hudson

Interpretation: Get ready for your fifteen minutes of fame.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

Think of ways to make some extra money this month, Taurus.

Channeled Song: “Money, Money, Money” by ABBA

Interpretation: The economy is not getting any better.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)

Leave your spare change in your piggy bank, Gemini.

Channeled Song: “For Free” by DJ Khaled featuring Drake

Interpretation: Consider finding activities that don’t cost any money.

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)

People think that you’re upset because you spend so much time at home, Cancer.

Channeled Song: “Lies” by En Vogue featuring Debbie T.

Interpretation: Your home is your castle and where you feel most comfortable.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

You’re going to be seen as a loner, dear Leo.

Channeled Song: “All By Myself” by Céline Dion

Interpretation: You’re better off by yourself than in a room of fake people.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

People know that you hate being watched, Virgo.

Channeled Song: “Lies” by Jonathan Butler

Interpretation: Stop trying to steal the spotlight.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

People know you have marriage on your mind, dear Libra.

Channeled Song: “I’ve Got Love On My Mind” by Natalie Cole

Interpretation: Try your best to act surprised when they pop the question.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

People know that you’re worried about maintaining a work/life balance, Scorpio.

Channeled Song: “Holiday” by Madonna

Interpretation: Consider taking a vacation if you have the time.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Live your life to the fullest, dear Sagittarius.

Channeled Song: “Live Your Life” by T.I. featuring Rihanna

Interpretation: You’re only young once.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

People will want you to mind your business this month, Capricorn.

Channeled Song: “Rumors” by Timex Social Club

Interpretation: All of those rumors you spread are coming back to haunt you.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

You’re being seen as mysterious, Aquarius.

Channeled Song: “She’s Strange” by Cameo

Interpretation: Some people are into that.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

People believe you’re upset because someone turned their back on you, Pisces.

Channeled Song: “Cry Me a River” by Justin Timberlake

Interpretation: You can’t get mad when the dog you kicked finally bites back.